MT@P

Well I tried to differentiate a constant
But I never got a whole lot outta that
That’s ’cause differentiation gives the slope
And the slope is nothing if the line is flat.
If a function only has a single value
Then its dee-dee-ex is zero where defined
And conversely if why-prime is always zero
Then why’s the same for all ex in the line.

You can sort of fit it to “Red River Valley” if you like. Not that I ever did. Till now. Alas.

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2 Responses to “MT@P”

  1. Denise Says:

    Oh, dear! Now this is going to be playing around and around in my mind all day… 😉

  2. w.p. handel Says:

    done way better by the old music master:
    http://vlorbik.wordpress.com/2007/07/13/tom-lehrer/


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